Monday, November 9, 2009

True story... From LHDN

True story...

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK : "Boleh bagi alamat encik?"
TAXPAYER : "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley."
LHDN CLERKI : "Ranhill... eja macam mana?"
TAXPAYER : "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for Holland..I for itik... L for lain- lain...."
LHDN CLERK : "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu"

After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Garry Kasparov, the greatest chess player of all-time.


Garry Kasparov has been the highest-rated chess player in the world for over twenty years and is widely considered the greatest chess player that ever lived.

As a master of strategy, today he applies the insights and unique perspective from his extraordinary chess career to the issues of leadership, logical thinking, strategy, and success to the speakers circuit and Russian politics.

Known as an extremely intuitive chess player, Kasparov also emphasizes intuition's role in achieving one's full potential as an individual and achieving superior performance as the leader of a group or organization. His battles with the super computer "Deep Blue" were worldwide, headline news and he has been at the forefront of innovation in chess for over twenty years. He has been at the cutting-edge of research and the battles between humans and computers from as far back as 1989.

Beyond Competitive Chess

His global reach is fed by a steady stream of keynote speaking engagements around the world. His speech topics vary from country to country, but he is never far from what he knows best - strategy and logical thinking. He takes his listeners into the world of calculus, deep thought, the analytical mind, and what constitutes intelligence without reducing the answer to plain black and white. More importantly, Kasparov speeches are customized for every corporation or language group to include local facts and items of interest.

Mr. Kasparov is the founder and inspiration behind the Kasparov Chess Foundation, whose mission is to introduce chess into the educational system worldwide. He is a regular contributor to the editorial page of the "Wall Street Journal" and most recently Volume V (Karpov), of his best-selling series of books "My Great Predecessors" was released. Over 100,000 hardcover copies of the series in several languages have been sold - a record for chess. In 2007 his first mainstream book "How Life Imitates Chess" will be released.

Mr. Kasparov remains the highest-rated player in the history of chess and the only icon in a game of over 100 million players.

On Friday, 11th March, 2005 Kasparov announced his retirement from competitive chess after twenty years as the Number One Ranked Player in the World.

Politics

Kasparov is busy campaigning throughout the length and breadth of Russia and, as he explains, "We are not fighting to win elections - we are fighting to have elections. The goal is to bring all opposition groups into a broad coalition to return Russia to the path of democracy."

Russia today is dangerously sliding into a corrupt dictatorship and despite the high price of oil, most of the population has little to show for it.

In December 2004, Garry Kasparov was elected Co-Chairman of the ALL RUSSIA CIVIL CONGRESS and in May of 2006 he became Chairman of the UNITED CIVIL FRONT OF RUSSIA.


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Ulat Lapar Makan Buku

Diatas sebuah rak, terdapat 5 jilid buku Ensiklopedia disusun rapat-rapat mengikut urutan jilid I hingga jilid V. Tebal setiap jilid adalah 4cm.

Oleh kerana terlalu lama Ensiklopedia ini disimpan, seekor ulat telah memakannya. Ulat itu makan bermula daripada kulit depan jilid pertama sehinggalah ke kulit belakang jilid ke-5.

Soalannya!! Berapa cm kah jarak yang telah dimakan oleh ulat tersebut.?

Cuba fahami betul-betul soalan tuu..

Cuba bayangkan satu set yang terdiri drpd 5 buah buku ensiklopedia tersusun rapi diatas sebuah rak.. kalu x dpt bayang, cuba lukis atau susun lima biji buku sama tebal..

Cuba perhatikan betul-betul dimanakah kulit depan jilid pertama.. Cuba cari pula dimanakah kulit belakang jilid ke-5.

Sebenarnya ulat buku itu hanya makan jilid ke-2 hingga jilid ke-4 sahaja..

So, jawapan untuk teka-teki ini ialah 12cm.. hehe.

Soalan uji minda dan jawapannya




Teman ingin mengajak pengunjung blog untuk mengasak minda, berfikir secara kreatif, mencari jawapan bagi soalan di atas.
di sini saya sertakan jawapan kepada soalan dan jawapan uji minda di atas. Siapa sangka, rupa2nya begitu jawapannya yek...hehe

Sunday, October 4, 2009